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It's midday at school, and with all the parents and visitors this morning for our special assembly, I am exhausted. I am in great need of caffiene! So I headed to the vending machine for a Diet Coke- SOLD OUT! What! So I tried Sprite- no caffiene but fizzy will work- SOLD OUT! My only option left was a Vitamin Water, Dragonfruit. I take it, but it isn't that delicious but it'll work. As I'm looking at the bottle on my way back to my classroom I notice a disclaimer on the bottle and immediately start laughing. It reads:

Legally, we are prohibited from making exaggered claims about the potency of the nutrients in this bottle. Therefore, legally we wouldn't tell you that after drinking this, Eugene from Kansas started using horseshoes as a Thighmaster or that this drink gave Agnes from Delaware enought strength to bench press llamas. Heck, we can't even tell you this drink gives you the power to do a thousand pinkie push-ups... just ask Mike in Queens.

Hilarious. Happy Friday!

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