Creative Labels

{ Courtesy of wecalledit.com }

It's midday at school, and with all the parents and visitors this morning for our special assembly, I am exhausted. I am in great need of caffiene! So I headed to the vending machine for a Diet Coke- SOLD OUT! What! So I tried Sprite- no caffiene but fizzy will work- SOLD OUT! My only option left was a Vitamin Water, Dragonfruit. I take it, but it isn't that delicious but it'll work. As I'm looking at the bottle on my way back to my classroom I notice a disclaimer on the bottle and immediately start laughing. It reads:

Legally, we are prohibited from making exaggered claims about the potency of the nutrients in this bottle. Therefore, legally we wouldn't tell you that after drinking this, Eugene from Kansas started using horseshoes as a Thighmaster or that this drink gave Agnes from Delaware enought strength to bench press llamas. Heck, we can't even tell you this drink gives you the power to do a thousand pinkie push-ups... just ask Mike in Queens.

Hilarious. Happy Friday!

© The Simple Wife

Just in Case...

You needed further explanation of what you should and should not do with a curling iron.

© The Simple Wife

WOW, Really?

Sometimes I wonder how people don't get hurt more often. All I can say about these pictures is, I had to take for the shear purpose of documentation. To document the unbelievable things that people do. Enjoy:

{Is it really necessary to use a segway to blow leaves?? FYI I live on a single street, takes 5 mins to walk the length of the street.}

{Someone thinks a lot of themselves.}

Husband Funnies

He is the best at finding just the right picture to make me laugh when I'm wrangling kids at work. Here is the latest:

While the Wife's Away

This is what happens when Mr. Grubbs is left in a room with sticky notes and a pen. Our future children will be exploding with creativity- you think?